"Good Morning!"

It's probably a sign of a relationship coming to an end, just through the attrition of time and familiarity, when a colleague greeted me this morning with a smile and a cheery

"Good morning! Hope you had a good weekend, happy new year to you!"

And all I could think of saying in reply was:

"Oh, go fuck yourself."

Time to leave, before I actually start saying these things out loud, rather than typing them up here in furious bursts of outrageously unreasonable and inappropriately disgruntled behaviour.