Recipes That Should Have Your Children Taken By The Authorities #3 - Iced Cheese and Pear Salad3 level tablespoons mayonnaise
4 ozs crumbled Cheshire cheese
1 red pepper (canned)
1 pint double cream
2 large pears
4 lettuce leaves
Mix mayonnaise with grated cheese, chopped red pepper and the cream, and spread in prepared ice tray. Place in freezing compartment of refrigerator, and stir every half hour until mixture is frozen ie. in about 1 - 1 1/2 hours. Wipe the pears (peel if skins are tough), cut in half and remove core. Place each pear half on a lettuce leaf, pile iced cheese mixture on pear and garnish with water cress sprigs. Serve immediately.
JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST. It's... frozen mayonnaise. With cheese. :: sobs ::