My name is: Frosty Christmas Stockings.
What is your secret Santa's Little helper name?
Great. A new cuddly way of calling me frigid. Cheers. - It wasn't a great thing to discover about myself when I first got into the office and checked my emails.
Strangely compelling little distraction... some of the names are far from pleasant and twinkly and are verging on disturbing and distasteful... and accurate?
Prandial – Licky Monster
Devukha – Cutie Brandy Butter
Planet Halder - Happy Brandy butter-Elf
Taxloss - Scrummy Horny-Snowdrop (aargh!)
Sir Humphrey - Wriggly Nose-Pie
Lawyer Buddy - Lovable Chocolate Toes!
Baglady - Tumbleflump Dancing-Hippoface.
Boatie Flatmate - Wriggly Brandy butter-Fairy
God – Smiley Bum
Former Flatmate A - Tumbleflump Dancing-Tinsel
Former Flatmate B - Tumbleflump Horny-Noodles
McReadie – Cutie Cracker
Fizzwhizz – Cutie Dancing-Elf
Sundried – Fuzzy Christmas-Helper
Reviewing the list, I'm not sure what is more amusing, the pseudonyms I've assigned various friends and fellow bloggers or their sickly Christmas names.