"Harry Potter," Brass said. "This is CSI Nick Stokes from the Las Vegas crime lab. He wants to ask you a few questions."
Ohhhhhhhh... It's CSI: Las Vegas and Harry Potter hybrid slash fanfiction. Harry and Draco have a saucy adventure in the Nevada desert while Nick and Grissom investigate and get it on together.
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, read or write my own. Perhaps about Grissom and Professor Snape bonding (and more) in a race-against-time effort to make the right potion to bring back from the brink of death a key witness in a drive-by hexing.
Hmmm. Maybe not.