"Usted esta acqui"Hurrying back from a meeting this afternoon through the rain, got stopped by an elderly couple, obviously lost. They thrust a map at me, damp and much consulted and pointed to where they wanted to go. Realised they were muttering in Spanish between themselves and I leapt at the chance to be (quite) useful.
"Usted esta acqui. Izquierda, derecha. Vale?"
They were distinctly less impressed than I was by my poor but useful approximation of Spanish, but at least they were no longer lost.