Me: All okay?
Will: No, it's all off. Occo was hit by a meteorite. I discovered that I'm ineliegible to marry you because I'm 15% marsupial. My parents have turned into killer robots. The dead are rising.
Me: Fack. Well, this is a good time to tell you that I WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
Photo from the incredible knitted minions Flickr set by cakeyvoice here.