Hypatia Avenue

"... age is not a problem for evil..."

No matter how cerebral and intellectual I am trying to be regarding IM and blogging, my actual IMing doesn't amount to much more than this... I cut the section where we were talking in Gollum speech, mainly because it got kind of tedious when we started renaming everyone in the office as "silly fat hobbit always watching us." It was, nonetheless, precious.

Hypatia says:
Imagine if Yoda got hold of the Ring.
Colleague1 says:
that thought is too much
Hypatia says:
Would he take it to Mordor to destroy it or would he use it to let the Force rule the world for the better?
Colleague1 says:
no one can control thr ring it one turn him to the dark side and can in imagine yoda in darth vader suit
Hypatia says:
Too big. The cloak would just trail on teh floor and get dirty
Colleague1 says:
so yada could not bare such a think he is 500 years old
Hypatia says:
he could use a walking stick under his cloak and no one would know
Hypatia says:
age is not a problem for evil
Colleague1 says:
old is new and new is old good is bad bad is good no is yes yes is no
Hypatia says:
?????
Colleague1 says:
confuses i have
Hypatia says:
Yes.

What would happen if Cartman got hold of the ring? Or Frasier? Or... My Big Brother? That's one cross-genre notion I can't deal with; in comparison, rule by Sauron would be like frolicking on grassy slopes in the sunshine as it rains fluffy kittens and lollipops out of the clear blue sky. ::shudder::