W in Instant Messenger this evening: "Hang on, my flatmate's just walked into the room..."
Hypatia says: "Is he naked with his todger sandwiched between two slices of wholemeal bread with a pickle and some mustard and the look on his face that begs the question: "Are you hungry W? D'ya fancy a bite?"W says: "No he's sitting here looking at the screen."
Whoops. Indeed.
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