"...chokes..."Okay...Good Omens slash fiction was the inevitable next step after finding the quiz below and HOLY CRAPOLA am I ashamed of myself. Aziraphale and Crowley are sexy individually (in a bumbling, cynical and unwitting British way) and like all good double acts, have an aura of sparks around them that suggest a chemistry beyond the chummy, "two straight guys in an adventure novel" norm, and let's not forget that one is a devil and the other an angel but... all these stories where they actually get down to the business of using their mortal guises for rumpy-pumpy rather than haplessly averting apocalypse is just WRONG.
*whacks head against keyboard*
I'm moving on to Little Women femmeslash. Bwah.