A Joint Announcement From Taxloss and Hypatia.
Taxloss: It’s our fifth anniversary today, and so I arranged to take Hypatia for a spin on the London Eye.
Hypatia: I’ve never been on the London Eye before, and was really looking forward to it.
T: I, however, had concealed intentions.
H: I thought as much.
T: So, when we reached the top …
H: … I said “oh look, we’re at the very top”.
T: And I got down on one knee and asked Hyp to marry me.
H: And I said yes.
T&H: Just thought you’d like to know.
T: Buy your hats now.
H: Holy crap, Batman! To the chapel!