"Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure"The Ping Pong Club
Snow Fairy Sugar
The Adventures of Mini Goddess
El Hazard Alternative World
Spirit Warrior Peacock King
I My Me Strawberry Eggs
801 TTS Airbats
These are all real anime releases. I'm giving up on my Films I Would Like to See Made strand as of now.
But to cheer myself up: The biggest sandwich in the world! It sadly couldn't be made but in spirit, it lives on in my "hollow legs" fantasies.