Hypatia Avenue

"How do you turn a duck into a jazz musician?"

Stick it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

It might be the way he tells 'em, but August Dangerlove has made me fall over laughing twice since Saturday with this and the previous headline. Don't know what's wrong with me; must be the increase in daylight that has made me go slightly loopy. I'm not used to getting out of bed in the morning in daylight and leaving work while it's still light."Bill Withers." Hehehehehehehe.