"Lists and Tupperware. They’re like my left and right hands. Really. It’s like that."Days: 3 – Friday 16 to Sunday 19 April
Proper meals: 5
Places of origin of meals: Hong Kong / China, Lebanon, France, Dorset, Sainsburys
Smoked: Hand-rolled cigarettes, strawberry shisha (aka hookah, hubbly-bubbly, Arabian pipe of the type the caterpillar smokes in Alice in Wonderland)
Belly dancing: none (though gleefully anticipated)
Times skirt blown overhead in Edgware Road on Saturday night: 7
Super-strong thimble-sized Lebanese coffees (with extra Evil): 2
Baklava: 1 and a half
Time estimated to cook Sunday roast, in total: 1 hour 20 minutes
Time in reality needed to cook Sunday roast: 2 hours 15 minutes plus extra shouting at the potatoes
Hugs: 57 (mainly Taxloss)
Friends met and spent Quality Time with: 5
Series of The Office watched with mouth open, in dressing gown, on sofa: 1 and 2
Question: Who can come to my birthday bash on Saturday 1st May?
Question 2: Can I be any happier than I am at the moment?